Total Medals Earned: 2,635 (From
474 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 33,690 Points
"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies..."
"Strange times, yes - even your death may lie."
"We all knew it was true, all along."
"Landing on your head may be mentally stimulating/destructive."
"Oyasuminasai"
"A split-second shot window at a range of 1200meters."
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Please change it back!
Get all questions right on the quiz!
View all awards.
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click... x250
Collect 70 trophies in Manly-Chicken's mini game.
Keep the window open for 3600 seconds!
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Herp da derp.
Revenge is a dish best served anonymously.
She's not really a clown. She's Satan.
Why? Because you can!
What are underclassmen for?
Please excuse my brotherly love.
Play your first game
Finish level 1
Finish level 2
Finish level 3
Finish level 4
Finish level 5
Finish level 6
Finish level 7
Finish level 8
Finish the game in easy mode
Finish the game in normal mode
Finish the game in hard mode
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
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Get Foley badge and service weapon back
Accomplish tthe First Assignment
Take down that bird with extra firepower
Take out a total of 40 enemies
Take down the Storage Truck ASAP!
Take down the #1 suspect
Take out 60 enemies total
Complete 6 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 18 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Play Billy's Barricade
Survive first day
Get over 190 points on one stack
Survive second day
Win Billy's Barricade
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it